queefjerkey:

ilovesquidward:

omg im tutoring these kids they just teased me for like 10 mins because i have a whole in my shoe

hopefully it’s not english tutoring

(via deadb1ogger)

thatsagoodnickclegg:

i dont think im better than you because of my interests

i think im better than you because i am better than you

(Source: karkatscommunistbutthole, via izxy)

microwavepizzaoven:

….he was right

(via eeveevolving)

rubee:

pizzaforpresident:

squirtl:

thelordofthebutts:

dumbfuckery:

rather set myself on fire

NO OMG NO WHY DOES THIS EXIST

IT LOOKS LIKE A MONKEY OMG

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

THESE ARE ALWAYS IN MY HOUSE IN THE SUMMER I HATE IT THEY’RE SO HORRIBLE

(Source: dan-cutler)

(Source: did-yuo-kno, via octopus-ahoy)

(Source: crippledbypizza, via richard-from-space)

problemsleuth:

jjapnes rag comic

problemsleuth:

i thikn it shuold be a requiremtn that yuo cna only use memes if yuor japanenes

problemsleuth:

jjapan.,